At a Certain Point…

… hyperbole and paranoia and exaggeration and preemptive denouncements of Black Friday will be a bigger part of our economy than Black Friday ever was. That point is expected to occur on December 2, 2014, at 8:45 am, and while it’s hard to say which individual will push us over the line, I’m looking at you, Al Roker.

Al Roker. By Chuck129 (User:Chuck129) [CC-BY-SA-3.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0)], via Wikimedia Commons

Al Roker. By Chuck129 (User:Chuck129) [CC-BY-SA-3.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0)%5D, via Wikimedia Commons

To slightly relate that joke to OCR: If you want to be a #Spartan or #Warrior or #Mudder or #Hero or #AllAroundAwesomePerson or #AnythingElseGoodAndCool, then when somebody bloviates without saying anything useful, ignore them. And when millions of people join in, ignore them too.

I don’t know if that’s in any of the bylaws, but it should be.

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